Thursday 1 July 2010

100 Of The Greatest Film Insults

As is common practice these days, some clever old bean by the name of Henry Hanrahan (nice name, chum) has stitched together another video of film clips, this time collating what he deems to be the 100 greatest film insults of all time.

Sure some of the six billion internet memes clogging up the web run themselves into the ground after a while but at least this one has balls (and by balls i mean gratuitous swearing and a whole bunch of classic movie quotes).

As if it wasn't clear already, the video is more than likely going to offend someone somewhere so we'll slap a NSFW warning right here, just in case.

Hello There Fellow Film Enthusiasts

Do you love film? I mean really love film? Both platonically and physically?

Well then consider yourself lucky my new and nerdy friend as you've just so happened to stumble across one of the newest and most film-obsessed blogs to ever hit the interweb (or whatever you so wish to call it).

First things first, here's a brief rundown of what we are and aren't allowed to talk about here on Film View:

1. If Twilight or anything to do with Twilight is ever mentioned by anyone ever then I'm afraid that's an instant ban...I'm super cereal. (Excluding this mention...)

2. Each and every one of you must immediately admit upon entering the site that Phillip Seymour Hoffman (or PSH as we shall now call him) is the single best actor to ever hit the big screen. If not, well, that's another instant ban I'm afraid.*

3. And that's about it...

Basically i just wanted to create a place where like-minded people can read and talk about genuinely interesting movies that push boundaries and provide actual entertainment to the viewers. Unfortunately that rules out about 99.9% of every big-budget blockbuster ever made so we'll mostly be sticking with independent movies if that's OK with you (it better be).

There'll be wild rants, trailers, reviews, news and even a little bit of humour thrown in there too if you're lucky enough so kick back, pour yourself a brandy (who cares if it's the afternoon?) and enjoy.

*Film View threats are in no way meant to be taken seriously...and if you did...well...banned.